GEOFF, WAS,  HAS, HAD OR DID, AT ONE TIME

• Was a Garbage Man in Switzerland
• Was held at gunpoint by Yosemite Park Police
  
• Has Met Thor Hyerdahl
  
• Did ride a freight train from Salem Oregon to Roseville, California
  
• Had a Mother whom accompanied Merv Griffin for his first audition at KFRC Radio station in 1945
• Has relatives that testified at the Salem Witch Trails in 1692
  
• Has Seen the Aurora Borealis
• Was the only kid in his 7th grade class shorther than his teacher Miss Lim
• Has asked Timothy Leary "What is going through your mind, right now, as you look at this thing?"
• Did have a Great Grandfather who was an actor on the Chicago stage. 
• Has two genius children.
• Has scmuckbaited many many people on many many episodes of Candid Camera.  But never in a mean way.
  
• Was held at the Turkish/Iranian border on November 7th 1972.    
• Has had his commercial work recognized with every conceivable award including;  Gold Lions at Cannes-British Designs and even "TV's Funniest Commercial of the Year" Honor several times.
• Did leave home to work on Tow Boats  in the Gulf of Mexico when he was 19.
• Has a dog named Augie that seems really happy whenever I'm around.