GEOFF, WAS, HAS, HAD OR DID, AT ONE TIME
- Was a Garbage Man in Switzerland
- Was held at gunpoint by Yosemite Park Police
- Has Met Thor Hyerdahl
- Did ride a freight train from Salem Oregon to Roseville, California
- Had a Mother whom accompanied Merv Griffin for his first audition at KFRC Radio station in 1945
- Has relatives that testified at the Salem Witch Trails in 1692
- Has Seen the Aurora Borealis
- Was the only kid in his 7th grade class shorther than his teacher Miss Lim
- Has asked Timothy Leary "What is going through your mind, right now, as you look at this thing?"
- Did have a Great Grandfather who was an actor on the Chicago stage.
- Has two genius children.
- Has scmuckbaited many many people on many many episodes of Candid Camera. But never in a mean way.
- Was held at the Turkish/Iranian border on November 7th 1972.
- Has had his commercial work recognized with every conceivable award including; Gold Lions at Cannes-British Designs and even "TV's Funniest Commercial of the Year" Honor several times.
- Did leave home to work on Tow Boats in the Gulf of Mexico when he was 19.
- Has a dog named Augie that seems really happy whenever I'm around.